Blog to an eighteen year old college girl; I'm a self proclaimed badass and Taco Bell junkie. I love my home of the PNW. My heart belongs to my best friend, fiancé, and U.S. sailor Jayson. He's my cutie.

I give relationship advice, but I love hearing about your crushes and love lives even without the need of my advice. So ask me shit

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Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

(via urgentcum)

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  • me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

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